THE Matt Gorman
Bout to have lunch! MMMM so good!

Bout to have lunch! MMMM so good!

totheexperts:

[image: Ann Frank].

I don’t know who this lady is, but I bet she’d be a great writer!

totheexperts:

[image: Ann Frank].

I don’t know who this lady is, but I bet she’d be a great writer!

Ugh, Tuesdays.

Ugh, Tuesdays.

I'll send you the stuff as well. I assume your email is just Gorman's email with "THE" in front of it?

Technically, his email is mine without the “the” in front, but yes, it’s the.matt.j.gorman@gmail.com.

You are HILARIOUS, dude. Never give up the act. I seriously was dying laughing at work when I saw this.

STOP MOCKING ME YOU IDENTITY THIEF!

Someone dressed me up like a Mexican last night! Guys, just because I was taking a nap doesn’t mean it was a “siesta”! I have my papers!

Someone dressed me up like a Mexican last night! Guys, just because I was taking a nap doesn’t mean it was a “siesta”! I have my papers!

you are HILARIOUS dude. give up the act.
Anonymous

What gives? This is not an act! And who are you, “anonymous”? I know the real Anonymous, and he would never be so sardonic!

One of the few things I agree with about the imposter Matt Gorman is that he likes to make fun sideblogs. I decided that would be a good idea, so here’s a new sideblog of mine, combining two of my favorite things: explosions and puppies. It’s called Feeding Firecrackers to Welsh Corgis.

godofpizza:

Does the new Beetle look more like a 911 or does the 911 look even more like a Beetle?

Beetles don’t look like 911! This car doesn’t even come close to justifying an Iraq invasion!

godofpizza:

Does the new Beetle look more like a 911 or does the 911 look even more like a Beetle?

Beetles don’t look like 911! This car doesn’t even come close to justifying an Iraq invasion!

My Favorite Movies, in Order

  1. Friday the 13th
  2. Friday the 13th Part 2
  3. Friday the 13th Part III
  4. Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter
  5. Friday the 13th: A New Beginning
  6. Next Friday
  7. Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood
  8. Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan
  9. Fried Green Tomatoes
  10. Jason X
  11. Jason vs. Freddy
  12. Where the Red Fern Grows